We are super excited for our Roald Dahl week coming up soon, held at all Holiday Camps across London and the Midlands. To commemorate our Roald Dahl themed Holiday Camps, starting Monday 9th April, we have chosen some jokes to tickle your funny bone and get you in high spirits for our Holiday Camps.

From learning fun facts about the infamous writer and creating their very own Roald Dahl  inspired poster to learning about the Sounds and Colours of “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”, your child will travel through the world of some of the Roald Dahl’s classics and learn the about the stories behind them. This is an unmissable week!

Download the full timetable for the week here 

Taken from “Roald Dahl’s Marvellous Joke Book”, here are our top five jokes inspired by some Dahl’s classics.

The Twits

“Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Twit who?

I don’t speak owl, let me in!

Three Little Pigs

Did you hear about the pig with a rash?

He needed a little oinkment!

Charlie & The Chocolate Factory

What do you call an underground train full of professors?

A tube of Smarties!

Fantastic Mr Fox

What do you call on Donkey on three legs?

a Wonkey


Why don’t Giants eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

Try some of these with your child, and get them giggling!

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